开会

开会再开会，不开怎么会，本来有点会，开了变不会。
有事要开会，没事也开会，好事大家追，出事大家推。
上班没干啥，一直忙开会，大会接小会，神经快崩溃。
销售我不会，企划又没学，问我啥本领，专长是开会。
上午有早会，午后有午会，下班不能走，还要开晚会。
每周开周会，每月有月会，随时检讨会，年底是年会。
赴会要及时，小心选座位，最好靠边边，以免遭口水。
虽然在开会，谁也不理谁，有人忙协调，有人无所谓。
主席一上台，自称大掌柜，扯东又拉西，全凭一张嘴。
内容没准备，听来活受罪，差了十万八，大家还说对。
台上说什么，没人去领会，手机不时响，怎还不散会。
牛皮拼命吹，发言不干脆，时间过好久，不知轮到谁。
有人穷训话，有人打嗑睡，有人瞎附和，有人掉眼泪。
小声象催眠，令人真陶醉，大声不必怕，就当狗在吠。
打盹有技巧，脑袋不能垂，不然被逮到，就要倒大霉。
会开一下午，实在有够累，没听两三句，水喝好几杯。
说来真惭愧，开会千万回，快要退休了，还是不太会。
唱了大半天，到底会不会，你若还不懂，就要多开会。

My mid-day break from CV writing. What a laugh.
Shared by Richard H

A bit of entertainment during this BORING time

' I love you too. But I don't like you all the time.'



lol





Been rather productive in the morning. But kind of relaxed a bit in the afternoon. Better catch up with schedule in the evening.

Best Birthday ever (8th of March)

Couldn't have been happier without you guys. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! Basically, all my closest friends have rejected my lunch invitation. And I only did expect 4 people for my birthday dinner. So yah, it was a BIG SURPRISE! Even though I did smell something very fishy that day, but all was very exciting and I WAS SUPER SUPER SUPER HAPPY!

Must thank my darlings Richard, Ruby, Yuk, Michelle, Catherine, Christine, Gainpy, Sera, Darryl, Shuh, Boning, Meng, Qing! All of you lovely angels.

I am thankful for my beautiful birthday cake all the way from London. Thank you Rich. ^^

Being 21.
Being truely blessed.
Being loved.
Being the main character of the night.
Being spoiled by all my true friends.

What more can I ask for? But a birthday wish to guarantee all these lovely people to have a very very happy year ahead.

Not forgetting to thank a lot of people from facebook birthday wishes and my dearest Shanel. For the lovely presents she's sent me from Singapore.

Happy Birthday

1st March - Shanel
2nd of March - Angela

Happy birthday to my bestest friend in Spore and to my dearest sister.